Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...