Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...