Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...