Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...