HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...