Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.