Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...