Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...