Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...