Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...