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Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
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Very stupid robbers
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If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
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Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
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Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...