Did you take the patient’s temperature?
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May I speak to the conductor
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No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Watch real baseball
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Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Crying about his life
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