Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...