Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...