The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.