Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...