Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...