Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...