Bad luck finding a place to hide
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likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
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The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...