If Timex ran Christmas…
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A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Food laughs & humor
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Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
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