Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...