Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...