What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...