Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.