Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...