Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...