The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...