A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...