Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...