IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...