Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...