Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Olympic city bribery
|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC...