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Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...