Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...