The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...