They Eloped
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Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
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What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Stuck under a bridge
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