13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...