Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.