George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...