What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...