Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...