Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.