The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...