Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
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stop for a glow worm
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The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
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Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Process-Oriented God
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The Apple explosion
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What’s the difference between men and women?
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Little boy learns arithmetic.
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