Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...