Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Question answer 08
|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...