There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
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A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
How do you drownd a blonde?
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!