Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...