A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!