What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...