I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
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Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...